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Monday, March 06, 2006

TERESA'S OSCAR OBSERVATIONS

1) Keira Knightly is so beautiful that it hurts to look at her
2) Was sitting Keira next to Jack Nicholson a reward or a punishment? Please tell me she's not his new girlfriend. (But I'd take the jovial Jack over DeNiro any day. Bobby scares me to death.)
3) Matt Dillon has lost that beefy look and doesn't look much different than he did in LITTLE DARLINGS when he was trying to deflower both Tatum O'Neal and Kristy McNichol
4) "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" is going to look a little strange on the list of Oscar's Best Songs next to "My Heart Goes On" and "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
5) Jon Stewart was earnest and genuinely funny, but I still miss Billy Crystal and Bob Hope
6) The montage of westerns where they made all of the cowboys look gay had me howling
7) I want Salma Hayek's blue dress to wear to the RITA ceremony this year
8) Whose idea was it to play the music DURING the acceptance speeches? It made the speakers look like frightened rabbits.
9) Could Reese Witherspoon be any more adorable and charming? Is it possible this innocent beauty really has 2 children?
10) Joaquim Phoenix looks really good in black
11) The meanest joke was the one about the Baldwin Brothers
12) Old Hollywood glamour is back with a vengeance! The dresses were gorgeous. The only thing that made me wince was that enormous bow perched like a gargoyle on Charlize Theron's slender shoulder.
12) I told you CRASH was the Best Movie of 2005!
13) And last but not least, it was wonderful to see Russell in America NOT getting led away by the NYPD in handcuffs!

So how about you? What were your favorite Oscar moments? Your favorite gowns? Your favorite acceptance speeches? (Reese anyone?)
Teresa Medeiros, 11:39 AM
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